I don't know if I've mentioned this here or not but my mom is a HILARIOUS woman. So to honor her for Mother's Day, I thought I would put up some of my favorite quotes from her. And since I see my sisters (and sister in laws) as the center of all wisdom in the universe with regards to child rearing, there are a few quotes from them too.
- (shove) I'm nice! (to my brother as he was saying how nice his mother in law is)
- hehehe This is so inappropriate! hehehe (during a laughing fit in the temple)
- I just skip those parts (when recommending a book with steamy sex scenes in it, or when I'm reading said book and she hadn't warned me before I started it)
- I think we've prayed enough today (to my dad, he had just gotten off of his mission and was still in missionary mode of praying frequently)
-It sounds like you (her defense for mis-quoting us in one of her many magazine articles.)
- I called you so I wouldn't kill my kids (my sister to my mom on discovering her twins had smeared a whole tub of margarine all over the dining room, including the new carpet)
- Yeah, but you didn't understand any of it (when we realized that many of our favorite childhood movies are not actually appropriate for children - like Gigi or 1776)
- Having a baby is like having your heart outside of your body and walking around (my sister on motherhood)
- I don't want them to be comfortable, I want them to suffer. Really, really suffer (in discussing the three degrees of glory and where people like mass murderers will go)
- Oh I can't stand that woman! (My sister was talking about someone she was having a hard time with and Dad and Grandpa were both trying to point out her perspective. Mom came in, asked who we were talking about and this was her first reaction.)
- A mouse tattoo? That's kind of a different demographic. And how many people who get tattoos want mice anyway? (Her reaction to hearing a commercial for a bank and their promotion for a 'free mouse pad too' if you open an account with them.)
- Now you know how much I love you (to me when I first had Anna)
So what are your favorite Mom Abbott quotes?